Anything goes.

Melinda. 25. Texas. Trying to make it post-grad.

That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse.

What will your verse be?

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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turnup-function:

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

the mere concept of applebee’s

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howbo15:

Our friendship in a nutshell.

mavs vs spurs. the rivalry is real. it ends friendships. temporarily at least.

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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allyouneedisgrohl:

Selena Quintanilla Pérez [16.04.71 - 31.03.95 ]

“If you’re going to be somebody, you need to be a leader, not a follower. Gangs are only for followers. You have to be strong minded and I affirmably believe in the saying the impossible is always possible and you don’t need anybody else to tell you that you’re good.”

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'Just one day' dance practice - idiot version

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azul3104:

Jackie Robinson Day: April 15

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avatarjason:

Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MEWTWO SAID THIS

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Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom

themarvjthompson:

Selena - Bidi Bidi Bom Bom

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breakingnews:

Hundreds missing in South Korea ferry disaster

NBC News: Hundreds of people remain missing after a large passenger ferry capsized and is sinking off the coast of South Korea, officials say.

With 459 people on board only 164 of those have been confirmed as rescued and 2 people have died, leaving leaving 293 unaccounted for.

For extensive coverage of this story and live video from South Korea visit BreakingNews.com

Photo: Rescue operations underway on capsized South Korean ferry off the island of Byungpoong in Jindo (Yonhap / AFP - Getty Images)

blood-just-like-the-atlantic:

the constant struggle of “should I reread one of my favorite books because it’s so amazing and it makes me happy every time i read it” or “should i read a new book and expand my horizons” is SO FUCKING HARD

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